leprosy of the spirit
Once upon a time I attended a tiny two room school in Gazeley, England. There was big class and little class. I was there from the time I was 5 until I was 8. I stayed in little class the entire time. It was our village primary school. We had a headmaster and a couple of teachers and the cooks in the lunch room. The cooks wore the most amazing multi-hued platform shoes (it was the 1970s). Our Headmaster, Mr Bouldrey, was a tall thin man of Ichabod Crane proportions. He was spindly and had a chronic scowl on his pinched face. He was not kind. He did not like me. He was the villain in my school world. If he had a theme song it would be dark and ominous with creepy minor chord undertones. I seemed to be the focus of his hatred towards all things American. "Since when did the Americans decide to replace the letter 't' for the letter 'd' in the word 'water'?" He sneered in my general direction one day whilst my m...